April 2013
March 2013
on a math test: 2+2
me: use calculator just in case
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
dang girl, back that ass up. now parallel park it. now make this sharp turn. good job, keep it up. you’ll pass your drivers test in no time
captorihardlyknowher:
count-vulvula:
thedivingboard:
russia coming 15 minutes late to the 1917 revolution holding a tsarbucks
15 minutes late they clearly weren’t
russian
looks like they were
stalin
missing-misha:
jaredthegiantmoose:
...
histruequeen:
ONE MORE DAWN
ONE MORE DAY
ONE DAY MORE until the game of thrones season 3 premiere
vampirevvekend:
being told i was smart and above average from a young age was probably one of the worst things to happen to me because now i have a complex and question my entire existence when i dont excel at something right away
stilesexual:
Sometimes I look at my follower count and I think ‘look at all these people I somehow tricked into thinking I’m cool’.
bbulbasaur:
my worst problem on tumblr is when somebody makes a post and i sit there for five minutes asking myself “are we close enough for me to reply with a joke”
“I was by myself for a pretty long time. I needed to do that. I think everyone...”
– Justin Vernon (via awelltraveledwoman)
vanessa-lengies:
MARY-KATE OLSEN IS DATING A 42 YEAR OLD AND THIS PIC MAKES ME SO UNCOMFORTABLE OH MY GOD LOOK AT HER FACE
omigawdmatt:
racheyzane:
do you ever look at somebody and wonder how they moan during sex
no but thanks now i have a new habit forced upon me whenever i go out
